To Sag or Not to Sag- Dear Diary, I have some crazy thinking going on inside my head and I could really use your help.
You know I have this plumpness about me right? My face is plump, my legs, belly and butt are plump and even though I am large, my plumpness seems to keep my skin looking supple…
So when I lose weight, will I sag everywhere? I don’t want everything I own to fall to China as I reduce. Is it just me or are other women concerned about whether they will look worse when they lose weight or not?
I’m thinking I should just continue eating cheap empty food that keeps me pleasantly plump, overweight and unhealthy – you know – to keep me wrinkle and sag free. Just think of all the money I will save on plastic surgery – No?